Sith Bathrobe

Soon my journey to the Dark Side will be complete…

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Armageddon Lite

Armageddon 2011 was originally scheduled for April, as it is (used to be?) each year. But the Feb 22 earthquake put paid to that idea, damaging the Convention Centre so badly that it’s still not in use, and may have to be demolished. At the time the Armageddon organizer, Bill, promised a return to Christchurch with a cut-down version of Armageddon. And this weekend saw the keeping of that promise, with an event on at the Addington Raceway. I went along today.

The vendor hall was much the same as in previous years, with stalls selling comics, anime DVDs, weapons and the like. There were also stands set up where people could try out gaming consoles. The crowd was much the same as in previous years too, with lots of people in costume. The Star Wars crowd was out in force, with many authentic stormtroopers, a tusken raider, and two or three Darth Vaders wandering around. They also had also set up a very convincing replica of the control room from the Death Star where R2D2 and C3PO hang out. At one stage I noticed a little kid catch a glimpse of one of the Darth Vaders, and he immediately and boisterously started singing the Imperial March. I’m always amazed by how deeply Star Wars has worked its way into the zeitgeist, even unto the seventh generation.

The most distressing costume I noticed was a Furry – a guy dressed from head to toe in a furry animal costume, complete with floppy ears – with bits of stormtrooper armour strapped on over the top. What a scandal! It’s almost like he wasn’t taking his dressing up very seriously…

My main interest in going to Armageddon is to see the movie&TV stars. Originally there weren’t going to be any at this make-do event, as it was out of sync with the Wellington event and therefore not financially viable to bring international stars over, but the organizers managed to get four of the men from The Almighty Johnsons to the event. They were good value: very funny and good at dropping each other in it in response to questions from the audience. Some interesting questions were asked, such as “What are you as gods doing about the earthquakes?” and “Do any of you have strong religious beliefs, and if so did that cause any problems playing a god?” (a question all four were curiously evasive about, except for a joking, “Well, Jared’s a Scientologist”). My favourite story came from Tim Balme, who said that his 10 year old daughter got some books out of the library on Norse mythology, but couldn’t find the god he plays – Ullr – mentioned in them, and thus accused him of not being a real god!

It was a fun day, and I certainly appreciate the efforts of the organizers in bringing Armageddon to our broken city.

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Book Launch: Sacrifice

Tonight I went to a book launch for Sacrifice by Joanna Orwin.

The launch was held at the University Book Shop. They put on a good spread, with generous amounts of food and drink.

About 30 people gathered to hear Orwin talk about her new novel.

Orwin started off by saying that the genesis for the novel was a visit to Easter Island. She was struck by the fact that the moai face inland (“inward looking”) rather than out to sea (“outward looking”). This was something I could relate to, having been struck by the same thing myself. She also found Easter Island a sad place, because of the ecological devastation wrought on the island by its inhabitants. This got her thinking about how societies collapse, and about the rise-and-collapse pattern civilizations tend to follow. She did a lot of reading on the subject (“And remember, this was 2008, before the financial collapse.”) She was also inspired by the Rapa Nui people reinventing themselves as a Polynesian society.

She wrote the book while on a six-month residency at Otago University in 2009. It is set in a post-apocalyptic NZ and Pacific. One part of the book involves an ocean voyage undertaken in a moki – a Maori reed raft. While researching the subject she was having trouble finding anyone who knew much about mokis. A chance conversation revealed the existence of a film shot fifteen years before showing a kaumatua actually building one on the shore at Moeraki. She managed to track down the footage through a search engine she had access to as part of her residency. While claiming to be a technophobe, she was clearly chuffed with how easy it was to locate such resources using computers.

The book sounds interesting, and I’m looking forward to reading it.

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“Aftershock”

Today Christchurch was hit by a massive quake. While technically an aftershock of the September quake last year, this one was much more devastating, killing dozens, maybe hundreds of people, and collapsing a number of iconic Christchurch buildings.

I was at work when it happened, and our building shook so much it amazed me that it didn’t come down. After we evacuated to the carpark a second really big quake hit, yielding one of the strangest sights I’ve ever seen: a carpark with all the cars bobbing up and down like ships at anchor. How does ground do that?

After the campus was declared closed I cycled home, grateful for the bike as the roads where pretty much gridlocked all the way home. As I arrived in my street I noticed lots of effects of liquefaction, in particular the road had developed a serious of peculiar “mud volcanoes”:

I got to my house to find it structurally intact, but with lots of mess and damage inside:

The power was out, so after doing a bit of a cleanup I spent a strange afternoon listening to the disaster unfold on a hand-cranked radio and watching the walls wobble and shake with each new aftershock.

The city’s water and sewerage systems are broken, so we face days, maybe longer, without running water or flushing loos…

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Rebecca Watson Ruining Christmas

I went to a meeting of Skeptics in the Pub tonight, where we were treated to a talk by Rebecca Watson, well-known in certain circles as a skeptic and atheist, and founder of SkepChicks. Her talk was entitled “How to Ruin Christmas”. It was a hilarious talk about Santa and skepticism, and despite the negative-sounding title, curiously imbued with Christmas cheer.

She started out by saying that one of the most common questions she got asked at this time of year concerned the “Christmas Conundrum,” which can be paraphrased like so:

She said that some people argue that Santa is harmful because:

  1. Christmas encourages materialism.
  2. It is psychologically damaging to children.
  3. Belief in Santa discourages skepticism.
  4. It forces parents to lie to their kids.

She concedes the first point, but claims that the rest are not true. She claimed that studies have shown that children with an active fantasy life are happier and more creative, that working out the truth of Santa on their own gives kids a great sense of achievement, and that realizing they have been lied to by their parents engenders a healthy disrespect for authority.

Her talk lasted an hour or so, but then the question and answer session went on for about as long again. At one stage things got a little tense as Watson defended – rather stridently – her position that all the oft-quoted differences between men and women (boys like blue, girls like pink, men are better at reading maps, women are better at understanding facial expressions, women being under-represented in the sciences and engineering) are all purely cultural effects, and not innate to the differences in physiology.

A funny, fun and interesting evening.

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Who Rescues the Rescuers?

Mum&Dad and I are going to the Leonard Cohen concert in Christchurch tonight. So yesterday Mum&Dad and my 98-year-old grandfather Henry drove down the island from Tasman, planning to spend a few days in Christchurch either side of the concert.

They got to Maruia Springs when their radiator burst, all the water went away, and the engine seized. Fortunately they were in an area with cell-phone coverage, so they were able to call AA. They sent a vehicle recovery truck in good time, and the car and its occupants were eventually transported to the nearest garage, at Springs Junction. There they were told that the engine was a write-off, and they’d have to install a new one. So they made arrangements to ship the car back to their mechanic in Mapua. Then they looked at transport options, and quickly found there were none. So they rang me and asked if I could come and fetch them.

I took the call while at work, so I cycled home as fast as I could, leapt aboard my trusty (ha!) car, and vrooom! I was off on a rescue mission.

The car performed well, eating up the miles without problem. Traffic was light, I made good time, and I got to Springs Junction at about 3:30. We loaded the suitcases and Mum&Dad and Henry got in, and away we went.

After a while I noticed that the engine was running hot, but I wasn’t unduly worried, as the temperature dial was at about 80% where it normally sits at about 50%, and I just thought that it was running hot, what with four passengers plus luggage plus hills.

Coming down a gentle slope just past the Hanmer Springs turnoff the engine stopped. No noise, no fuss, no bother: just one second it was running and the next it wasn’t. So we drifted to a stop on the side of the road, opened the bonnet, and found that a hose had burst, and the last of the radiator water was steaming its way out through the hole. So we pulled out our cell-phones to call AA, to find – no coverage. On either network.

Fortunately a nice policeman happened to happen by just a few minutes later. He used his radio to get in touch with the Hanmer Springs garage, and about twenty minutes later another vehicle recovery truck turned up. My car was winched onto the deck, and the four of us clambered up into the dual-cab, and we rumbled our way to the garage.

Once there, the mechanics replaced the burst hose, filled the radiator up with water, turned the engine over and… nothing. Not a sausage, vege or otherwise. The mechanic reckoned that the motor was kaput, and my only options were to get a new engine or scrap the car. So I arranged for my car to be transported to my mechanic in Christchurch, and the garage owners very kindly drove us in to Hanmer Springs proper to get a motel for the night.

On the way in, it turned out that they were driving down to Christchurch the next day – as they were going to the Leonard Cohen concert too! They offered to take us, and initially we were thrilled to accept, but on reflection we changed our minds as they couldn’t leave until late in the day, and we couldn’t see how we could get everything we needed to get done before the concert.

So, after a very pleasant evening and morning and two fabulous meals in Hanmer Springs, we caught a shuttle which took us to Christchurch without further mishap.

As always when things like this happen, we were stunned by how terrific everyone was. Every single one of the strangers we had to interact with was pleasant, supportive, helpful, and laid out our options without angling for any advantage.

So, after totalling not one but two cars getting my folks to Christchurch, the concert had better be good!

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NaNoWriMo 2010: The Shaking Lands

11:30pm, October 31st. I’m waiting around for the proverbial clock to strike midnight so that I can rattle off a few hundred words to get a score on the board for this year’s NaNoWriMo.

This year I’m going to write a Fantasy novel called The Shaking Lands, set in a world where massive earthquakes are a regular feature of life. Yes, I do live in Christchurch – why do you ask?

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Book Launch: A Different Hunger

Ripley and I went to a book launch for fellow SpecFicNZer Lila Richards. Her book is called A Different Hunger, and is about vampires arriving in NZ in the 1860s.

The launch was held in a nice old homestead, Risingholme, set in a large and beautiful park. It’s only about ten minutes from where I live, but I’d never heard of the place, let alone visited. Christchurch sure is a great place, with these little-known gems scattered about.

The launch was good fun, although it was let down by the size of the audience – only 11 people turned up. Lila read from the book, and then there was a brief but interesting discussion about the nature of vampires.

I bought a copy, and Lila signed it for me.

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Win!

I won a competition over on Helen Lowe’s blog, and my prize – five yummy books! – arrived today:

The books are:

  • Surface Detail by Iain M. Banks
  • Soulless by Gail Carriger
  • Feed by Mira Grant
  • Death Most Definite by Trent Jamieson
  • The Heir of Night by Helen Lowe

I already own two of the books – but good homes have been found for the duplicates. I’m looking forward to reading the others – onto the never-decreasing pile they go!

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Roller Derby!

Andrew, Jess and I went along to Bout 1 Season 1 of Roller Derby, a women-only contact sport. The bout featured the Filthy Habits vs Carnage Academy.

It was good fun, although the rules were pretty hard to follow. There were lots and lots of refs keeping track of all the points and numerous fouls. Sometimes it seemed like there were more refs than players on the track.

You can see more pictures here.

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